Poniiboi's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Theropods]

yo ushould have made the character with bigger boobs, but other than that, cool.

[The Deepest Sleep]

5 stars for atmosphere alone.

[The Valley Rule]

The game wouldn't turn on after the dumb ad showed up.

[Mr. Moore's Last Seconds]

I dont' get the last screen - did he push the car out of the way of other people?Plz explain

SpringMissile responds:

Yes, he did :) The narration kinda says so, and it's lightly explained in the description :3

[The funeral corpse]

Honestly I never got to compare the 2 characters because I was quite taken with the design of the redhead. She's got a fucking nice butt and I did U skill all the time and prayed for lag so I could get a close up of that ass over and over again. Sad that this game takes two hands. Maybe if I'd used both all the time I would have gotten past the third boss.

[Daymare Cat]

Concept is great but controls are shit.

[Don't Escape]

IT's cool, but you die anyway at the end if you escape, so what;s the frickin point? He shoulda killed the hunting party too.

[Obsolescence]

Game rocks, nuff said.

[People]

Why are you the last one to get your "soulmate"? What about divorce? What about the people who don't find anyone? This game doesn't reflect my life.

[Pico Rally]

I just liked making the car spin in a circle.