You know, Newgrounds don't usually give a fuck about these stories, but you actually make valid points there. So sorry if shit's been rough on ya. :P
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You were supposed to, and I quote, "WISH ME LUCK AND LOTS OF PUSSY THIS WEEKEND." The important part is the pussy. LOL
You already got plenty of pussy from yourself.
Aha! A weak hater who is trying to make himself feel better by kicking someone while they're down. Unfortunately, I have already turned my attitude around! You are too late!
GET OUT AND GET SOME THIS WEEKEND
I know you got it man.
If you can see it from that higher level, you already know what you need to do.
I'll definitely be posting a follow up to let you know what happened if anything interesting goes down.
wing chick? that will be awkward.. lol
No way! Wing chicks are the TITS
Okay, so this girl is flying across the country to visit her ex boy"friend", and the dude is letting her? I don't think it's you who's the pussy in this scenario.
Okay, so here's what I'd do, depending on how I feel about her:
1. If I had strong feelings for this girl I'd ask her why she's "really" coming to visit me. You may have already done this, idk. Anyway if she's really flying across the country for the sole purpose of seeing you, then I'd have to say you're the one holding the cards in this situation. You can either try to win her heart or just be a friend.
2. If you don't have those feelings, go to the club with her. While there, use the shit out of her wingperson abilities, find a fly ass girl there, and take both of them back to make sex. Don't tell me this girl flew all the way out to see you and isn't planning on giving you some.
Anyway, good luck and have fun brutha!
I like the way you think on the threesome tip, Teq. I'll definitely share the follow up. We're turnin NG into a fuckin erotic porn story site LOL
Teqneek knows what he's talking about.
and i see your still keeping a positive attitude regardless Senator which is a relief to hear. but hey, high supply of ladies out there, so its all good, just gonna have to work it is all.
lots of luck in life
Been there brother hope it is working out better for you now
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