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Poniiboi
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You Hoes Lost One

Posted by Poniiboi - June 6th, 2016


I am done with the stupid, miserable hoes in America. Done. It's actually good, because I've been wanting to travel. Dude, I remember when I thought women had some kind of special "feminine intuition" and I actually thought that if a woman rejected me, it was because we wouldn't actually get along. I have only recently realized that bitches are just as dumb about men as men are about women, and actually, in America, I have a better power of discernment than most of them. You can't even message "hi" on Facebook without these hoes going nuts! It's hilarious!

I'll leave all of you hoes to your miserable feminism. I refuse to be unhappy with these bitches and kowtow to their ridiculous demands and preconcieved notions. I've got everything a chick would want, and I'm not talking just being a stable "good guy." I'm an adventure. I realize the most important thing a chick wants is an emotional ride. Having a stable profession is par for the course - my skill set doesn't stop there. I'm in excellent shape. Not good shape, excellent shape. I've got plenty of money. My house and car are paid off, and I've got investments. AND I'm not boring. I'm exciting with a personality. I have no desire to be a "good guy" or a boring nobody. I kick ass. I wear leather jackets. I talk shit. I beat guys up. I pull hair and spank ass and take no shit. And these girls don't even want that in America because they'd rather be miserable.

Cool. Fine with me. It's over; you lose. You lost one. Goodbye American hoes. Hello world! :D


Comments

lol at this

eat shit loser

Mail order bride time? There's a show about that called 90-day fiance. Maybe you could be on it with your new potential bride to be. Good luck ;)

Um, feminism is all over the world, not just America first of all. Second of all, I dunno, it feels like your just trying to find a girl here on newgrounds, aka the WORST place to find a girl. Third of all, your one person leaving America, whoopdie-fucking-do. Actually, why the hell am I even commenting here? Am I REALLY gonna remember this on my deathbed 70 years from now? Why am I doing this. FUCK IT. I'm gonna go skydiving or something. Bye. Also, have a nice trip!

Go eat shit, of COURSE i'm not trying to find a girl ON NEWGROUNDS, I'm just venting on Newgrounds because it's convenient. Should I waste time trying to set someone straight who obviously takes EVERYTHING the wrong way? Why am I doing this. I'm gonna go swimming or something. Bye. Also, you'll never amount to anything in life!

Other people might click on this link, but I won't, because I just don't respond to losers who have to defer to others to make their point.

Click at your own risk. I didn't and won't.

That's a rather impressive accomplished status for a 24 year old. Perhaps they are just intimidated by what you have to offer?? Perhaps more mature, women in their 30s would be on your palette??

Well, if they are, tell them to stop rejecting me, because it sure is a stupid way to say "i'm intimidated."

Also, what exactly is impressive about my status? I'm truthfully underwhelmed by it, and feel as though I have much left to accomplish. However, the status of these hoes is ridiculous - they work at Starbucks because their boyfriends can't do shit, and they still reject me. That's the problem.

hmmm, a strong statement, but i can see your points in this...

indeed, nowadays, (some) women of our generation are online 24/7, and they have developed a very stupid (and annoying) tendency: they feel that they should be entitled to EVERYTHING, just because they are women, and just because they shouldnt be ''oppressed'' by the ''patriarchy''.

those women are a small percentage of the world population, but they are annoying spolied brats, they hate men, they hate whoever opposes them, and they are whiny crybabies that demand attention.

those women are NOT ''feminists'', tho.
they are SJW's, and stupid tumblr ''feminazies''.

i even have a message for them:

girls, if you want to ''fight for women's rights'', GO in middle east/in arabic countries and try to solve problems there, if you've got the guts for this.
otherwise, you're just hypocrites, and bloody keyboard warriors.

in the old years, feminism stood for women's rights, and for the basic rights of a woman: for a woman's right to freedom, to personal speech, to vote, to exist and to live a peaceful life, with all the equal treatment & the advantages that a man usually had.
they fought for putting an end of domestic abuse, and for an equal pay.

those, the TRUE feminists, fought for something.

now, most of the civilized world has equality in the rights women/men.
women are no longer oppressed (i repeat, in the civilized world), and all the basic rights of women are fullfilled.

but nooo, some spoiled brats jump into the bandwagon, and they claim to be ''thrid-wave feminists'', while in reality, they are SJW's, stupid bloggers that do this for internet fame+for money, and they are spoiled brats that want to be treated as princesses, just because they hate men.
but no, dont call them ''princesses'', because its ''bad'', and its not politically correct, boo hoo, dear lord, i cant stand this... they whine about everything.

you treat a women right, you are nice to her, she calls you a moron. (or a wimp)
you treat her as an equal, with honesty/truthfulness and with a straighforward manner, and she calls you a chauvinist/a ''slave'' to the ''patriarchy'' (a RIDICULOUS term, who got that idea? do we even have a ''patriarchy? LOL! stupid SJW's...)

and then there's the radical feminazies, that hate all men, and that they want ALL men to die.(for no reason other that they are stupid feminazies).
they call men as ''cis scum'', and they refuse to use common sense/logic in any argument.
talking with them is pointless.
a chair would have more intellect and reason than them.

and last but not least, there's the ''gold diggers'', AKA the new-age fake-feminists of the internet, that they claim to ''fight for women'', while they only do publicity stunts, in order to get more fame+money.

do you want a major example of a SJW/fake feminist/gold-digger? aneeta sarkeesian.
she claims to fight for women worldwide, yet she only cares about her patreon page/for the fanbase+for her ''donations from the fans''... (aka for money).
she stirrs drama about videogames+comics, while she has NEVER played a videogame in her entire life. (and she just bought 40-50 games when someone pointed out, she's a hypocrite).

so yes, in a way, i understand your points, poniiboi:
(some) women can be annoying, tiresome and absolutely insane.

but dont despair, for there are MANY good women out there, and they are not as insane, as spoiled or as messed-up as those SJW's/as those fake feminists.

there are good women out there, and if you search, you will find the right one.

you seem like an OK guy, and as long as you treat a woman with a reasonable way, with logic and as long as she treats you in the same way (respect for respect, love for love, and logic for logic), then you will both be OK, and on your way to have a fruitful/meaningful relationship.

i wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, and be well.

you sound like a cool, reasonable, hard skinned man.
be fair, be cool, remain a good human being, dont hurt others unless provoked, and you will go far.

godspeed!

sorry for the long post, i just wanted to say some things that i always had in my mind about modern society of the ''social'' media, of the fame-seekers, and of the SJW's/the fake feminists.

i agree with most of your points. you seem OK.

I'm more than ok.

Of course you still have much left to accomplish. Otherwise you wouldn't be growing; there would be less purpose in life. But comparatively speaking, especially in the current state of the world, you are far ahead of people your age. Stable profession? At 24, the majority (if not a significant amount) of individuals are coming, searching for entry level careers, perhaps in an internship that doesn't guarantee future stability, if not still working at Starbucks or being a retail associate. Most people, especially those who are just graduating from school are in debt and don't have money saved. Most people either still live at home with their parents; at best reside in an apartment with multiple roommates. The average age for homeowners to pay off a mortgage in the U.S. is between 50-60.

Perhaps, the girls you've tried to court are overwhelmed by what you have to offer. Contrary to popular belief, women can indeed feel a guy is too good leading to rejection. It could just be bad luck on your part on who you have tried to date. Perhaps stop chasing the baristas and search for a female lawyer, realtor, or financial analyst of sorts instead?? Also, not sure what you are trying to insinuate with the "they work at Starbucks because their boyfriends don't do shit" comment. Are you implying that if they dated you they wouldn't have to work for anything at all?

Hell yeah they wouldn't have to work! I'm old school, chico; the lady can work if she wants, but it's a choice up and down the line. These young ass hoes seem to overlook that thinking they're gonna be young and can get money off Instagram forever.

But whatever fuck yea my goal is my woman doesn't have to work for a goddamn thing. PLUS I'm an adventurous guy, not some square with a small dick, so they get everything. So much of the online argument I see is predicated on some retarded polarized nonsense, like, either you get the badass or the stable guy. Either you get financial stability or emotional highs. I'm both. I make enough money for the both of us, I come from a good family, so I have backing, AND I'm a badass who will throw a good right hook and dream up a dream date for these hoes for no reason. WTF is these hoes problem and shit

hmmm... i checked your other responce above, and i have to say...

a person that posseses both economical stability and emotional highs (due to a hardcore personality), is truly a rare person to find.

not to mention that you seem to have a successful career going on; so, in a way, you are an ideal candidate for a woman. (as far as i can tell).

question: are you often violent with women? would you slap/punch a woman if she made you angry? if yes, then this is a major problem, and its always bad. (unless she's cheating you with an other man, but still, why hurt her? you can always sue her and ''slap'' her with a nice lawsuit...)

if you dont hit women, and if you are generally a reasonable boyfriend for your women, then i dont get it why (some) women reject you.

perhaps they feel ''threatened'' by perfection, and they feel that you are ''too good to be true''.
it happens.
it might sound stupid, but it happens.

an other possible assumption, could be that they feel competitive by your accomplishments, and they just can't stand being near someone who surpasses them on many levels (both economically, and socially)

this happens quite often. my old girlfriend was jealous because i had a better job than her, and she eventually started hating me for being a better worker than her.
an other GF that i had, disliked me, because i was exercising more than her, and she (somehow) felt that i was ''more toned than her''/stronger than her.

what can i say? some women are really, really weird.

but that shouldnt stop you.
you will find the right one for you, im sure about it.

just keep searching.

PS: who is, in your opinion, the archetypical badass in history/movies/in general?
in literature, i would say that ernest hemingway lived life to the max; he was fighting, he could punch people perfectly, in a boxing match (and in irl), he could fish marlins in wild seas, he went to bull fighting events, he was hunting wild animals in africa, and he could drink lots of alcohol while writing amazing stories in the meantime.

ofcourse, i could mention teodor roosevelt as well, but only in his 20's-30's or so. later on, he became more lazy. (but he was quite adventurous/strong in his youth).

unless you like 200% hardcore dudes, like jack churchil, but man, he was wild! (his name was jack churchill, aka "fighting jack churchill" aka "mad jack"