I don't know how it happened, but hakan-loob, RobSoundtrack and NoLanLabs all hit me up for my mixtape Theresa at the same time. I think they are friends in real life and were all around the same place? Maybe?

Well, it made me feel really good to be heard like that and I just wanted to send some big ups their way.

Dudes, once you get that mixtape, don't be afraid to fuckin share the shit out of it. Spotify, Facebook, Twitter, IRL, whatever you do. If the music's not shared, eventually I go fuckin broke and have to take a job as a mailroom worker and I marry a fat chick and don't do ANY MUSIC ANYMORE. So SHARE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT SHIT if you like what I do.

Music's not a game for me and I'm not afraid to admit that I'm desperate when it comes to achieving that dream. So I don't mind asking you 15 times to share a song cuz if not, I die a nobody.

If you don't have Theresa, it's right here. LIKE THE FB PAGE, PLZ. If u have a page I'll like back. I don't think a "like" is too much to ask for two weeks of goddamn work puttin that shit together for your ass. ;)
http://www.facebook.com/johnnydeanmusic/app_2049 74879526524

Anybody that wants to holla at me, HOLLA! Big ups to everybody that already downloaded Theresa! SHARE THAT SHIT...use it to get laid...one kid already did, no lie! Everything I do is for you!!!

Comes from B4M, who for some reason, sampled my voiceover reel and made an awesome hardstyle song out of it. Sure gave me the LULz. Listen to it here, fav us both, cuz we masturbate when the fan number goes up.

WE WILL DEFEAT YOU

In other news, I'm making homemade memes now. Feel free to make the shit below viral cuz u know it's funny. Then go like http://facebook.com/johnnydeanmusic before Facebook goes out of business.

In my attempt to promote my music without being spammy, I have to come up with other content. I hate reposting other people's shit, cuz I feel like that stuff's already been seen.

So I'm making my own comix now, CircleJerk Comix. However, that's not gonna be on NG - Facebook exclusive. CircleJerk Comix #1 features StupidRapBoy and The Girl. Go to my Facebook and get it.

I'm gonna start makin memes like a fuckin Nettard too. I promise all original stuff, so if you share it, it won't be copied from anywhere.

Fav me, if only for effort. LMAO Always tryin to come up with new shit. And DL Rock Singer HERE so you can Spotify that cuz that song kicks ass.

DL the Theresa mixtape HERE.

Imagine my surprise as I go check my Facebook on my Rock Singer song post and I see "Mike Shinoda likes this."

Mike Shinoda is one of the singers for Linkin Park.

I know that it's difficult to give a new artist a chance. You get this weird feeling and you don't quite know whether to like it or not cuz you've never heard of the guy. Well, now you've heard of Senator John Dean (SJD) and you've heard of B4M, the producer of Rock Singer.

You officially have permission to like us. We need that, because we are both dedicated to going pro and we cannot do that without your support.

Go listen to the song and fav both of us (hit the heart next to 136 fans on our homepage).

I also have a dubhop mixtape with some of the best songs of 2012 on that sucka. Download that here.

Collaboration with the amazing B4M on production - Rock Singer.
If you like the song, fav me AND B4M! Yeah, OMG, soooo much work! DO IT ANYWAY, TARD

I already know I'm gonna get the Linkin Park comparisons, and most of you will judge the song on whether you like THAT band or not. Don't care. Actually, I am always surprised by the various ways in which my work is interpreted. It's like I make a sandwich, one person calls it dinner, another person calls it supper. But it's the same sandwich. Human behavior is interesting.

Anyway, rock out. B4M is a beast, so visit him if you haven't. Emo chick below cuz...I like emo chix with that blonde/black hair thing goin on.

Grab Theresa if you haven't. Best songs of 2012 on that mixtape.

I can't help but be thankful to all the folks who have helped me get to this point in such a short time. 2500 Soundcloud followers, 120+ Newgrounds fans, 50+ likes on FB, all in like 2 months.

I got an email from an NG user (don't worry, I'm not sayin your name) that said one of my songs made a chick take her clothes off right then and there and get busy. If that's not the greatest compliment for music, I don't know what is.

Also, for some reason my Bandcamp plays jumped suddenly. I don't know why, but I just wanna say thank you to everybody who reposted my links or told somebody about SJD, because it could have been you.

As always if you don't have Theresa, the mixtape that started all this, get it here. -------> Best songs of 2012 on this dubhop mixtape.

Time for a new set of barely legal boobs.

I now have other ways (besides having the best music on NG) to entertain you on my profile.
"A Trip to the Shop"

If you haven't downloaded Theresa, do it. DOITDOITDOIT. Got some of the best songs of 2012 on that EP.
DOWNLOAD THERESA HERE

The tits are back, cuz I like staring at them. FAV ME, cuz between the movies, the songs, and the tits, there's some sick ass sh!te goingz on @ SJD's page.

Business first.

You'll want to check out the SkillzMakeKillz/Senator John Dean (SJD) collaboration here because it will help you get laid.
Give a Lil Love

You'll want to fav SJD for getting you laid.

And here are your tits, you virgin perv. Remember that I love you regardless.

Ok, so I've been stuck on 99 favs for like a day and I don't know why. Maybe, oh, I dunno, the COOLEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD will make someone fav me.

For real, whoever helps me break 100 can ask me for anything, and I'll probably do it if I can.

Grab the Theresa dubhop dj mix tape <------ [right there] if you haven't. If you don't know what dub hop is, it sounds like this.
"Never Fall Away"

There's some shit you gotz ta do today, then you will be happy.

1. Download my dubhop DJ mix tape (<------- right there) Theresa if you haven't. Seriously, catch up.
2. Fav me for putting in all that hard work for you.
3. Listen to the SJD/SmK dance floor firestorm "Give a Lil Love."
4. Hit up TnTHhd's Youtube channel and subscribe. That link directs you to the "Give a Lil Love" video. This is only a starting point for his other videos, because he has quite the ear for hot happy house/techno/house tracks.

Once you finish subscribing to Tnt, you will be happy. This is an SJD promise.

And now, boobs (possibly underage, I dunno) for no reason. No reason at all.