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[CLAB - Joey vs Gasmasq]

Time to stop this Gas rider parade...there were no specific personals in there. Folks voting against him cuz his voice is efd up...that's Bigred's fault for givin certain ppl passes and not others. I had to do my battle early cuz he wouldn't give me an xxxtension during tax week. So voice quality doesn't matter. Matter fact, props to him for battling with a messd up voice.

Mickey, I love ya bro, your battle with the British Bulldog AxTekk, but goddammit, if you don't stop voting on outros, I swear I'm gonna kill you. WTF it's not part of the battle.

NOW WHAT COUNTS...
Keys won with specific punches, hands down. And since this is an Internet battle, that counts for a lot. Gas came good, but nothing I haven't heard from him before. It's almost like he was disrespecting, being lazy. That would work if the talent level was really unequal, but Keys doesn't suck, so it just sounded arrogant with nothing to back it up.

The fast flow at the end was a bit out of place. Forced. Gas called him on it. Points there. But Gas had to use punch ins to get some punches across (last week), so that cancels that out. I hate punch ins in battle rap. This is a BATTLE RAP. Shit should be ONE TAKE, no production tricks, doubling voices over, none of that. Anybody who doesn't do that isn't really a battle MC.

So since everyone's mistakes cancelled each other out, gotta go with who hit harder. Keys.

Keys for the win. But my vote doesn't count but who cares. But I love hip hop so who cares...again.

[CLAB - Wyze vs B Serious]

Vote don't count, but hey, I love rap, so...

I see some of these other votes, man, I just think ppl are votin on the wrong thing. So first...let's see what DOESN'T matter in a rap battle.

1. Mic quality to me is not a criteria for a battle, cuz yea, B won that hands down, but who cares. Wyze, I think if you put a high pass filter at like 120Hz so the lows don't come thru as much the voice will be btr.
2. Also, who cares if Wyze has a little fun before the battle ACTUALLY starts?

Now let's get to what DOES matter.

B had some dope ass lines. However, I thought a lot of it was filler. Kickass lines though like "I beat u then turn around and manage you..." definitely an LMAO line. They'd definitely win in a street battle, but this ain't a street battle. The best B flip was when he used Wyze's voice at the end. That was creative.

Wyze did more research, and it showed. Since flow was about equally good on both sides, the precise punches give Wyze the win.

[Risky Business Remix]

Lovin the beats you gave to Clabtrap. These others are amazing too.

boney-man responds:

thanks man! im working on a lot more

[Sonic 3- Ice Cap Act 1 Piano]

Whenever Ice Cap is concerned, I'm like a Native American shedding a single tear. 5 stars off GP.

DrMackFoxx responds:

Ah! Well, Act 2 of Ice Cap Zone is on my to-do list. Thank you very much for a great review and I'm glad you enjoyed this song! :)

[Sonic- Green Grove Act 1 Piano]

I am happy this exists.

DrMackFoxx responds:

And I'm happy that enjoyed this song. :) Thank you very much for the good review!

[Fur Elise- Hiphop Remix]

Do you sample this stuff or play it? Either way you pick good melody lines.

I was gonna say Velociraptor was my fav, but I think it's this one now. Rated and downloaded.

AxTekk responds:

Thanks man! It's about half and half. I played the melody line from a score, quantized it, and then copypasta'd into other parts, just because I like to get some dynamic expression in the melody lines.

And thanks dude! Just hope some MCs brave enough to spit over a 3/4 beat with this many beat changes.

[HDC: MickeyMao vs. AxTekk]

Shoulda grudged it up for some beer money! Anyway, the winner...

Man I woulda voted for Mickey but the intro was really bad, and since that's the most important thing, it's Ax off GP. And the shout out to the couch in the outro clinched it, along with the fake shout out to Mickey.

I didn't even listen to the lyrics. It's all about intros and outros.

~ !!! ~

HDC responds:

Ax 3, Mao 0 ... YEA GURL!!

[VelociRapture- Extended]

That horn section that came in @0:41 was out of this world. This is old school and modern at the same time to me. But who cares about "genre," what this IS is some good sample work.

AxTekk responds:

Thanks man :D BTW, the horns were all midi, very proud to say that's all my writing! The trumpet and organ stabs were sampled though, and in any case thanks a lot for the compliments!

[CLAB - PiGPEN vs suddle]

It was Suddle by a landslide until that outro hit. Fuck man, he dropped the ball on that shit, so it's all about Pigpen by default.

I'm kidding cuz I'm not a goddamn fag. Suddle wins cuz of flow. Pig had some strong punches as usual, but Suddle kept up with him on that and kept perfect flow. Pig had the two knockouts tho, "I won this before the song got done loading" and the Willy Wonka line. That was a big LOL. Although he totally gave away his age. Nobody gets that reference, you ancient motherfucker.

Suddle for the win though. He wins the troll title. Wow. What prize does that bring, like one of those little naked dolls with the Buddah belly and weird hair and $5.14 of NG store credit?

Oh yeah, I'll do a tag team battle, me and Teq vs Pig and Suddle anyday. Fuck the twos of yall. Even do it for no money, cuz you guys are so personally repulsive to me.

Oh yeah, Pig dropped the ball on that intro too so I zero-bombed the shit out of this battle cuz intros are the most important part of this shit.

Suddle wins.

[CLAB- Scuare vs Emergency]

Damn, even though my vote still don't count (knock on wood), I gotta say that this battle was a str8 up tie until that INCREDIBLE outro by Emergency. And since that's the most important part of the battle, I gotta go with tha big E. But wait, he dropped the ball on that intro. Yeah, Scuare had a way better intro. So it's back to bein a tie.

For real, this was the best battle so far. Good luck to both.